remember when hayley told us that chris tap dances.
mr evans, i do believe you are perfect.
when my friends ask me why i’m acting weirder than normal and i say i’m tired i always have to make up excuses like it was hot or i was reading or i was watching a movie because i don’t want to admit that i stay up pretending that me and *insert fictional character here* are in love.
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“i feel like such a dirty whore. you only use me for my magic fingers…” i whisper to my cat as she leaves the room.
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i just don’t see how people can ship lily/severus.
i mean.
i respect you.
but i just don’t see it…
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just remember
if i had a penis it’d be bigger than yours
so suck my huge nonexistent horse dick
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when reading harry potter fanfiction:
when said fanfiction gets dirty:
when reading lily/james fanfiction:
when said lily/james fanfiction gets dirty:
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