i feel like
ya know
yeah
i feel ya
pretty sure i just drew tony as an old fat lady holding an american flag with steve
and i feel like i added a lil bruce in tony’s ears
his hair’s greying
whatever
i do what i want
(Source: mustbekillers, via avengemecaptain)
remember when hayley told us that chris tap dances.
mr evans, i do believe you are perfect.
when my friends ask me why i’m acting weirder than normal and i say i’m tired i always have to make up excuses like it was hot or i was reading or i was watching a movie because i don’t want to admit that i stay up pretending that me and *insert fictional character here* are in love.
(Source: avengemecaptain)
“i feel like such a dirty whore. you only use me for my magic fingers…” i whisper to my cat as she leaves the room.
(Source: avengemecaptain)
i just don’t see how people can ship lily/severus.
i mean.
i respect you.
but i just don’t see it…
(Source: avengemecaptain)
just remember
if i had a penis it’d be bigger than yours
so suck my huge nonexistent horse dick
(Source: avengemecaptain)
when reading harry potter fanfiction:
when said fanfiction gets dirty:
when reading lily/james fanfiction:
when said lily/james fanfiction gets dirty:
(Source: avengemecaptain)
